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[vila_restal]

I'm only posting this to rub it in that man's man jarvik_the_man's face. He only got 65%. Explains a lot. Overcompensation.

How manly are you? by Shady118
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Manlyness: 95%
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[jarvik-the-man.livejournal.com]

The test is obviously flawed, because anyone can see I am the more manly one.

[vila-restal.livejournal.com]

Anyone? You must be joking, though you don't seem to have a sense of humour.

Let me put it this way. A real man makes sex last a lot longer than a wrestle to the floor, but perhaps you don't have the stamina for say a short session of half an hour. I suppose you think foreplay is a golf swing.

Then again, your speed is probably a great relief to the women you meet.

[jarvik-the-man.livejournal.com]

I must move fast or many women will be disappointed.

[vila-restal.livejournal.com]

I bet they all are.

[kerrill.livejournal.com]

Anyone? [strokes Vila's hair and entwines herself around him] Oh, I think not.

[jarvik-the-man.livejournal.com]

Why make such an effort to conceal your natural attraction to me? Come, woman, I think I have ten minutes free.

[kerrill.livejournal.com]

Oh, I do find you attractive, man. As a target. In your case, I'd blow your brains out first, then go for your head.

[servalan-rules.livejournal.com]

I disagree. This type of primal man can be wonderful. Consider the advantages:
1) He will always insist on paying for everything.
2) You can get him to do all of your dirty work.
3) When you tire of him (which, of course, you will) you can trick him into doing something absurdly risky in order to prove his manhood - which will save you the trouble of having him killed.

[kerrill.livejournal.com]

All very good points which I might well consider if I hadn't met someone I'll never get tired of.