vila_restal | Still on watch...

Here's another way to pass the night watch on the flight deck.

Have some fun with Google. Type in "[your name here] needs" and let google tell you what it is you need. Post the top ten, or just the funny ones.

Vila needs (my comment in brackets):

More of this string band fever. (All right then. I don't know about the fever bit but I like guitars.)
watching. (Hey, I'm not that bad!)
psychotherapy. (No thanks, I had enough of that when they were trying to readjust me.)
to survive. (I'll second that!)
help in Freedom City. (How'd they know I'm on my way there? But yes, it's probably true. I'll take Kerril with me.)
some new jokes. (Who is this? Orac? Look, I was starting you off at primary school level, I'll have you know.)
a woman to cheer him up. (Got one, thanks!)
walkies. (Look, I'm only puppy-like. And the only time I ever wore a collar wasn't very pleasant.)
pushing. (I do not. I'll do it if no one else can, but I've never seen the point of work for work's sake.)
something very obvious explained to him. (Yeah? Like what?)