Bayban told me his nickname was Baybe. His mum called him that, but I think he sold the poor woman ages ago, along with his grandmother.

[sings]
Spider Pig, Spider Pig
does whatever a Spider Pig does.
Can he swing from a web?
No he can't, he’s a pig.
LOOK OOOUUUTTT! He is a Spider Pig!
LOOK OOOUUUTTT! He is a Spider Pig!
Spider Pig, Spider Pig...

[evil grin]